Blondie got rather persistent about trying to get me to do a session this Friday (that'll be 3x this week) since I'm having a procedure tomorrow.

I told her I may still be in the hospital on Friday but she seemed to think it perfectly normal that I'd want to talk to her bright and early in the am for a full-on therapy session from the hospital bed (after basically not having had anything to eat or drink, including water, the previous day).

I guess we were both flummoxed about the other being flummoxed at the sheer absurdity (in my case) or the lack thereof (hers) of the idea.

That's after I told her I won't be able to drive for the next couple of days -- to which she said I could cab it (except she's a good 30 miles away).

Then when I said I'll let her know if I can cab it to a later afternoon slot she offered, she said she'd have to pick up her kids and so, it'll be a 30-min session or she could talk to me on the phone while she's going to pick up her kids -- the last time I talked to her on the phone, she was driving as well and was spaced out as heck.

She said she'd make sure to keep both the slots open until I let her know which one I want and I told her that's rather generous and she doesn't have to do it (she's pretty booked up Fridays) but she said it's the thing to do (not sure why but I figure I don't need to question it more).

All this after she hemmed and hawed and tripped over the words in responding to my current favorite topic of kicking the bucket.

I'm considering asking her though if there's anywhere in this list at all that therapists will not think either themselves or their clients capable of being in session --
1. Spaceship
2. Submarine
3. Top of Mt. Etna
4. The loo
5. Tennis court
6. Etc