My step dad always
Tried to treat me
And my brother the same.
Fred would always
Condemn and deride them
For the amount
Of time they spent
In their local:
Pissing their money
Up a brick wall,
Was one phrase he used.
My mum bought
Me a top from
M & S in Inverness
And with a once over
It was far too big
For me and Fred blew
It out of proportion
Saying my mum
Had an ulterior motive,
Like she was jealous I
Was tall and slender naturally.