I had a job once where my boss’ job was a revolving door. The judges seemed to hate all the court administrators. This one was no different.

Anyway, we had a big meeting in one of the judges’ courtrooms with a lot of attorneys in attendance, and the court administrator fell asleep. He started softly snoring, which was bad enough, but then he suddenly SNORTED himself awake! It was so loud it startled the people around him. He apologized, and went back to sleep.