LOL Yeah, my line goes somewhat like yours with a few swear words inbetween. With the gout and the cellulitis, I've learned some inovative ways of putting those lines together!

Great link, Perna! I hadn't read about the charcoal poltice. Wonder... would the plant nursery linseed meal work the same? It's time to do a major feeding of my rose garden and that's one of the things I plan to buy really soon. Wonder if the nursery would have charcoal meal, too. Can't see why they would... but, hey! They do sell charcoal for pond systems, don't they?

Right now I'm trying to stay out of bed 'cause I sure didn't sleep much last night. Then I had the most exhausting dream that woke me up early this morning. It felt as if I had really been chasing unruly grandkids all night!