Size ten feet
It's not like Yorick
To shy away
From the throng,
She must want
To watch this film.
I shouldn't have
Tried the vegetarian option.
My household were
Meat and potatoes
As a staple.
I liked fruit and veg.
But the Bread winner
Ruled our roost.
Red meat all around.
Our ancestors must
Have been strictly hunters
And ate the gatherers.