Wow that was well put.
I did a dirty, disgusting thing at a major retailer's today. I saw this woman, obviously too young but she was being kind of flirty and talking a lot to me. Too much talking, really. I was so evil.
I said, "wow! I'm only going to ask you for this one thing, right here, right now. I don't do this ever, but I can't help myself right now. I have to say it fast or your eyes will make me forget over and over again, just like they would every day. I could never see myself in your life forever because I'd constantly lose my train of thought into your eyes. You're so beautiful. May I have a kiss?"
She must have serious self-esteem issues or something, but, she kissed me!
I had to go back to the store later because I walked out at that point, without making my purchases. Something is terribly wrong with me and I'm not sure what it is.
I actually cried after that, a lot, in the parking lot.