What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.

Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.