I once did something that gave me, and only me, such a laugh that was similar to what you did.

Ten years ago, when I first separated, I reconnected with an old bf on fb (that’s when I first got on and found everybody again). He was “divorced” and we met up. There was still plenty of chemistry. He mentioned he was on Match.com.

I did a little research (public records) and saw he was not yet divorced...so he lied.

I checked him out on match.com and saw how me says in his profile he is an atheist. I am by no means an atheist, but I thought it would be hilarious for me to make a profile and say I was an atheist and then Match would definitely match us together and we would have a laugh about it. So, I made the profile with no photo or my actual name, as I was merely separated, not divorcing, and wrote I read Bertrand Russell. Of course it did match us, and of course, he did hit on the mystery profile, which was me, but he didn’t know it.

He had gone on vacation and when he got back, he texted me, “What’s new, pussycat?” And then I see seconds later, he wrote to mystery me with the same BS line! So, I called him and told him what I did and I was laughing that it was funny. But he didn’t think so, and that was the end of him. but, honestly, I found it so funny, I don’t even care about the consequences. I feel that if he were right for me, he’d have laughed, too.