I was new to the concept of Match. I thought it was hilarious to manipulate their matching algorithm. The truth is, I couldn’t be more opposite than the teachings of ol’ Bert.

His reaction was to say, “This is like the Pina Colada Song” and then he never called me again. He probably told his friends he met this kook who did such a thing. Yikes. But he was the guy who was going down the line texting all his “pussycats” and lying about being divorced...so there.

We learn lessons from everything...