You have the right:
*to make mistakes
*to express yourself when you are hurt by others
*to be safe
*to love unconditionally

NOT SERIOUS
*to find something humorous even when others don't
*to your T at least 50 minutes a week
*to a nice couch at the therapist's office- McKell, are you listening?
*to not have to look at an assprint at the therapist's office - MissCharlotte, you hear?
*T's undivided attention, to matter what hour of the day -- their lives revolve around us, LOL
*to email your T even when you've been banned, LOL

I hope you are doing well, Fluffy!