I lost my wallet at Wal-Mart this morning. Customer Service didn't have it. The cashier didn't have it. I was headed to the bank to cancel everything. It was pouring down rain. I walked out of the garden center. I looked down by a purple crocus and there it was. License, credit card all in tact.

Two weeks ago I lost it at Home Depot. My business cards were inside. A lady called and told me she had it at her home. Her accent was broken English. She gave me the address. She lived in an old trailer in a bad part of town. She handed it to me through the window. I gave her a twenty but she nodded her head no.

I wish my Pdoc would give me Adderall. I have ADD but he won't give it to me. I don't know why.