What I hate is when, tired and ready for sleep you collapse prostrate on the bed , windows open and too hot for clothes or sheets and then..........it starts. buzz, bzzzz...........................bzzzzzz. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
arghhhhhhhh!!!!!. Not the low buzz of a fly. No, I can live with flies and spiders. It's the high pitched buzz of a nasty, flesh piercing, evil, insect monster whose only role in life is to deprive you of sleep and ultimately sink it's fangs into you so that you wake up with a boil the size of a chickens egg. Mosquitos are bad enough but sometimes it's some mutant insect monster with a body the size of a double decker bus. ( maybe slight exaggeration.). Just the thought of it sends shivers down my spine.
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