Well, I was leery about reading this at first, but I wanted to know how second-rate my sex organs were, so here I am...

I can get 2 in a day but there has to be a break in between. They have to be by masturbation because I can't for the life of me figure out how to explain how to do it to my partner. I can't have them through intercourse because I don't have intercourse.

I can have small ones leading up to a big one if I'm using a vibrator, does that count? Do you know if you're having one or do you not feel it and have your partner tell you that you did?