OMG this is incredible.

So we were driving in the car coming home from the hospital, and my mother starts laughing and saying how she is going to teach my little boy to curse and give people the finger.

Of course, this is a big joke, and her rationale is that she "should have given a few more people in my life the finger, maybe I would be better off"

So, I of course tell her that she is absolutely not allowed to do this and it is not appropriate behavior and not the way i wish to raise my child.

Well she flew right off the handle and screamed at me that I was being rude to her and that she was, again, 55 years old (apparently when you turn 55 something magical happens and you no longer have to be respectful lol) and she would do what she wanted to do.

Well, i said not around my child you won't.

Well she refused to talk to me for the rest of the drive home.



Good god.