So, I just got the finalized offer from the new place (they met the $ I asked for, no questions asked).

Told my boss that I’m quitting and he’s been trying to persuade me otherwise all day — so he took me out for a beer and said apparently the big boss is going to make me a counter-offer (meeting in a bit).

I’m woozy as heck (low alcohol tolerance) and not sure I’m thinking straight — I’m tempted to ask for a ton of money although it doesn’t actually interest me just to piss them off and watch them squirm.