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Originally Posted by pirilin
Quiet day. My wife left early morning to go Disney's. For four full days. She's taking the granma role seriously.
I'm sacrificing in solitude. Eating and drinking whatever the hell I want.
The house is already a mess. It took me about four hours thought.
I don't have to pick up anything. I don't have to dress in other than underwear.
No shaving, TG I go to the pool several times a day. Otherwise, no bathing.
Nobody to tell me to go to bed. "It's late". She says. "For who?". Not for me.
The night is very young. I have places to go and people to see. Dancing. Naked. Hehe.
Let's see if I can survive this tortuous situation she has left me in.
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This was before I left, bizi
The last post is when I came back.
It should read:
Private Gomer Pile reporting for duty, SSSIIRRRR!!.
V8 with a bunch of raw eggs, always gets me sober. Sort of.
BTW, I NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE!!!
I Uber to the place, the limo brings me back.
If wife is in town, she'll take me to pick up my car. *****ing all the way and back.
Not because of what I do, but because, according to her, I'm too old for this.
If I don't do it now, When?