Is the baldness supposed to turn me on? Or not? With the oil? Or without?

Coz the last time I checked, I couldn’t quite get to the point of deciding between bald vs non-bald men — some fundamentally insurmountable technical difficulties arose very quickly, shall we say?

But, am I to do a PSA for you straight folks that bald equals virile or something (per Google, replete with a photo of Bruce Willis)? And, then if he were to oil it well, it could be a veritable work of art to admire?