I read this advertisement on a humour website. It is so funny!

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I’m yours.
Call (***) ***-6420 and ask for Daisy.

[Daisy was black labrador retreiver. The Ad was placed by the Atlanta Humane Society. Over 15,000 males responded to the ad.]