You should come check out my new place.

I am trying to figure out who exactly it’s designed for — just about no closet space (other than a teeny-tiny one for maybe four hangers) and a rather small space in general (small is totally fine by me although the lack of closet space is annoying) but with a truly elaborately designed kitchen with lots and lots of kitchen cabinets and appliances.

So, I guess the ideal tenant is someone who likes to cook a lot of stuff in a tiny space? Maybe while also touching their head with their feet?

Latest update on my landlady (aka wannabe Third World market haggler) — all of a sudden (in response to my latest email saying I’ll pay nothing more than a month’s rent after I move out), she’s said I’d only need to pay until Dec if no one else takes it. And, I know for a fact she put no thought into writing that email coz mail tracking tells me she banged it out pretty much as soon as she opened it. Sigh.