If I was going to mess with the underpinnings of a site, don't you all think I would abolish those little pictures and all overly emotional punctuation? It would be all Helvetica 12 point font, black type with only commas, single question marks and periods. You would have to pass a test to be allowed to use ellipses, colons, semicolons, or dashes.
Anyone caught using questionable punctuation combinations would be put in time out.