I’ve been drinking copious amounts of coffee for three decades. And now my eldest daughter works at a well known coffee chain, so I drink really good coffee in copious amounts every morning for free, fresh from my Bunn coffee maker.

I love coffee. I mean, I really love coffee!

If a doctor told me to give it up I’d tell them to pound sand.

And coffee late at night knocks me out. I’ll fall asleep while drinking it. In fact, I have, and spilled it all over myself. That’ll wake you up.