I don't blame any of you for thinking my cv was a joke. But I know that it swayed the decision in my favour. So I could forget the audacity of the phrasing. And giving me that second chance meant the world to me. And my new manageress said that I never complained about any job I was asked to do it. Sitting here now I see that being out in the back room, flying under the radar was as close to perfect I could get in my home town.