There is sugar in the jam, the cream & the bun.
I have all his albums. He's got naturally low blood pressure and was a surfer.
How many albums has he got?
Three so far. I found his two old ones in smiths.
What are they called?
Why are you always trying to trip me up.
Smart people sound dumb to people
Who don't understand them.
And that group of blokes
You tried to impress
Seen straight through you.
Especially when you slept
One of their ex girlfriends
Who was too young for you.
Inviting yourself out
To lunch with them.
Grabbing Freds phone to see
His texts from me.
They got fed up of you,
When they saw your true colours.
And where I worked,
They stuck up for me.

My second shot at
The brit champs
A coach approached me
And said that I lost
Because you were my coach,
And that it was my fight.
Your reputation preceded you,
But in a negative sense.
I did keep looking at
The scoreboard, puzzled.