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Old Aug 07, 2018, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mountaindewed View Post
On the Emmys and the Oscars the celebrity’s are always asked who they are wearing. So who are you wearing today?

Today I’m wearing a North Face T shirt, Abercrombie And Fitch jeans, and Van shoes.
Tommy Bahama shirt, Orvis canvas cargo shorts, Under Armour compression underwear and (earlier) a Stetson Panama.

Explanation:

Tommy Bahama silk camp shirts are the most affordable, so I have a lot. As I need only enough material to cover my stumps the Orvis shorts do well and are the most affordable, too. I wear nothing but Under Armour compression underwear. But I wait for sales.

I have a lot of other wild and wicked silk shirts, most long-sleeved. And a lot of Patagonia canvas ‘stand up’ shorts.

And hats. Lots of hats. Straw and beaver felt.

Oh, yeah, my ostrich jacket — $65,000 at TJ Maxx.
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