People calling me girl.
When my cat cutely licks me but can't refrain from biting. OW.
Coats and jackets.
Everyone having the default ringtone so no one knows who's phone it is.
Rabbits, most of them. Had an adorable one and my current one isn't that bad but they are pooping machines.
Pencils. Unless for art.
Vacuum cleaning. Ack, the sound makes me depressed.
Sleeping in a bed. I do now after sleeping for years on a mattress. I managed to fall out once. OW again.
Guitar strings that break. I always think they will slice me.