Let's say I got the magic touch. Not to mention The Law of Attraction again.

The pool heater has been broken for a few days now. I don't need it in 100 degrees weather, but La bruja does.
She calls for warranty and they say in two weeks.
I called the electrician that changed the pump, to see if I could blame him, but he knows his stuff. No dice paradise. He offered to "fix" me, but will be OFT until Monday.

I'm cutting a papaya tree, and looking at the pool equipment.
Something told me to force the valves a little, well, a lot. And VOILA!!! Water going up!!!. And coming out HOT!!!. The Law of Attraction?. No. I'm just a lucky sonofagun.