you guys are sweet -

I'm only 5'3", and my uterus is a normal size for the baby's age, so the doctor said that it's just my stature and anatomy that's making the baby stick out sooooo much!

I'm getting those comments all the time, though, from complete strangers:
"you must be due ANY DAY now!"
"you must be carrying twins!"
"they must have misestimated your due date!"
"don't feel bad - I gained 80 pounds during my pregnancy!"

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!