You think those were corny?

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?