Ooie-gooey! I didn’t become an Adam Sandler fan until Punch-Drunk Love. He deserved the Golden Globe — he was a nominee — but also deserved an Oscar nomination and win.

You know I’m bi, too, but Adam doesn’t spark my engine. Let me think...

Okay. Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron as portrayed in that complete disaster of a movie, Sweet November. Major big-time crushes.

Ewan McGregor. The late Alan Bates as portrayed in 1969’s Women In Love (the Homo erotic naked wrestling scene was so very Homo erotic!). The movie was released as a Criterion Blu-ray a short time ago — it’s a must-see for bisexual men! And I could have been his doppelgänger in real life. Alan Bates, that is!

When Rupert’s wife asks him about his need for Gerald, he replies that just as she is “all women” to him, he needed a male friend. She says that it’s “perverse,” that he can’t have two types of love. Rupert replies, “I don’t believe that.” And that’s the end of the movie.

D.H. Lawrence was bisexual, and his writings show a thick thread of bisexuality.

I’ve had girly-girls as lovers on occasion but my preference is definitely for the unconventional woman. The weird and offbeat, the tattooed and pierced; they’re better lovers. Something in the ink, I’m guessing. Something in the salt-water used as piercing-aftercare.