lol i feel for you.
i was born in chicago and lived there for 12 years of my life before moving and where i live now people laugh when i say pop instead of soda or tennis shoes instead of sneakers. They say i say roof like ruff and root as rut and i tend to put a's in a lot of things such as the word "no" i will say "noA" or the color green "gareen" so yeah lol