I wish I didn't NEED a smartphone...I really couldn't care less about having any phone of any kind...but...There are some perks and essentials that have pulled me through during disasters and real emergencies I've experienced. And you have no idea how many times my butt's been saved by calling AAA to help me with my car.

I'm a meme fanatic, but lately not only have the past two years of memes been atrocious, but now they have a "meme a month" where, for those who don't know, every month is "added" to a made-up calendar that shows the biggest memes per month...Really? When I was in high school, the memes were so funny that they were popular for five years, not a month. Memes these days are just terrible...I search and search for new meme pages but nothing to me is funny anymore.

And again, alongside the memes, they try to popularlize lingo that makes you sound like like you've never heard of an "education" before...like "this is so lit, fam"...who seriously uses them? Occasionally I use that when I bring out my New Jersey accent, and even still no one finds it funny...hmmmm...