I swear to make it
In that field you
Had to have an
Element of madness
To soldier on.
And saying I was
One of the Maguire's
Was just a reflex
Reaction borne from
Jealousy. My name is
Unusual and not stereotypically
Scottish. Or Irish, English, Welsh etc.
But it sounds like
A knights, hand
From mediaeval times
So chances are it
Really is just English.
There is no tartan
So can't be Celtic.
But I know I have
German family on that side.
So if there was a
Rumour, then chances are
My family had just
Relocated and were
Getting established. And
The rumour was
From narrow minded Locals,
Who were in no position
To judge but it
Made them feel superior.
I rest my case.