So, yesterday in my t's waiting room, I picked up this jar of self-care papers to look at. You know, one of those Rx in a Jar things?

The first slip I pulled out told me I wasn't a superhero, so to ask for help. Psshh. As if.

Then, when I was putting the slip back in, I noticed on the inside label that they've trademarked the "distinctive shape" of the round plastic container, which is ridiculous.

THEN...I read the outside of the jar, which pictured a sample tip that said "Avoid caffeine."

Clearly, I need to stop touching the things in the waiting area.