Agh!! You guys. I'm having so much fun. I'm in the restroom right now killing time. This couch is comfy. I don't want to drink any more cuz I'm afeared I'll do something stupid if I do. I shall maintain enough faculties to not throw my life away tonite in the name of shenanigans. I am thinking about J. If she materialized here tonite, I would throw my life away. But there is like a 0% chance that she would so I think I am safe.

You guys, seriously, what the **** am I going to do with what I now accept about myself???????????????????