not long ago I saw this guy and he was fundraising for charity (rescue dogs)

so, eager to find out about his charity, I started conversation with him
" what does your charity do?" I asked

no reply

" I really like dogs", I went on

then in the dullest tone he could possibly use, he said

" I like dogs. "

me: " I like Labradors"

him in the same dull tone, " I like Labradors"

I left him too it, but when I came back he was still their, and he turned to me and went (in the same dull tone),

" I like Labradors"

I'm walking away grinning thinking... this guy knows nothing about dogs, he's just payed to sit their and say he likes them