First I woke up at 2:41. But in a good mood. I got out of bed at 5:25. I got in the shower. I took a nice long shower. I realized when I was about to get out that my mom had told me yesterday to get the empty bottles of shampoo and stuff out since we are having work done on our bathroom. My mind has been foggy lately and I had forgotten. I didn’t want her to get mad. so I got out of the shower and dried off. The first bottle I reached for had some water in it. I dumped out the water and this awful smell erupted out of it. It was like a combination of eggs, gas and farts. It was so powerful I had to take a breif second shower. I put all the bottles on the sink, quickly brushed my teeth and left the bathroom as fast as I could. I put on a lot of gold bond powder spray and deodorant and hoped for the best. I came downstairs at 5:54 and my mom wasn’t up. I waited a couple more minutes. I wasn’t too worried. Because you know, Xanax. I finally went upstairs looked to see if the light was on in her bathroom and it wasn’t and then I turned and I saw she was still sleeping. I said “mom, it’s 5:59.” She said “oh! Sorry!” I must not have set my alarm!”

I still managed to clock in 4 minutes before my shift started and the rest of the day wasn’t that bad.