I Really hadn't had
Those crisps for years.
I was being nice
Letting you know
That I didn't see you
As a sick person.
How long would
An opened bag
Of crisps last
For crying out loud?
They Would have
Been thrown out
By the end of the night.
A 55p bag of spirals.
And calling cousin
Slobbery jock, from
One baby photo.
Whatever next: get
A tattoo saying 1314
When the Scots
Beat the English.