the other day I was in a record shop.

a sign read on the door: for this week only, all cds by luchiano pavirotti are a tenner (a tenner being 10 pound in england)

their's been an item on the news about a woman who was found in a forest, face down in a puddle of milk surrounded by a spoon and a bowl

police say they are on the hunt for a cerial killer

past, present and future, all walk in to a bar.

it was tense

2 peanuts walk in to a bar

one was asaulted

I submitted 10 puns to a compitition to try and win a holiday to hawaii. I thought at least one of them would win

no pun in 10 did