Quote:
Originally Posted by Balthascar810
I Really hadn't had
Those crisps for years.
I was being nice
Letting you know
That I didn't see you
As a sick person.
How long would
An opened bag
Of crisps last
For crying out loud?
They Would have
Been thrown out
By the end of the night.
A 55p bag of spirals.
And calling cousin
Slobbery jock, from
One baby photo.
Whatever next: get
A tattoo saying 1314
When the Scots
Beat the English.
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What are you
Doing in that uniform?
Their mum says
Earning their keep.
Like work was
A foreign concept to them.
I feel like they must
Have thought I
Was an idiot
Telling them my
Drunk stories. Saying
My friend thought
I had thrown hot
Chocolate up her wall.
Driving neat vodka
Is a sure fire visit
To the ceramic telephone.
But paranoid android,
Who looked up
To my thug of a coach,
Swore to not drink
And be clean living.
A good example
For the kids. Yet
He told stories
About his friends
Drinking and partying
In an admirable fashion.
They must have thought
He was odd saying:
He was made of gold,
And was going to
Be a teacher and a joiner
In the holidays.
Stone cold sober.