a man saw a sign in a cafe that readd, giant red lobster tails- just £1

so he goes in to the cafe to ask the waitress if it's true

the waitress tells him that it is true, and they are not old lobster tails either, they are new

so the guy pays the money and the waitress leads him to a seat

she sits down next to him and starts...

once apon a time, their was a big red lobster...