I'm fine.
La Bruja is playing granny more often. The two girls live in Miami.
Me, Thanks To The Superior Power, 160 miles away.

So she spends a couple of weekends a month there.
Sometimes I tag alone to visit with friends. And get drunk. I can't drink alone.

I've come to dislike Miami.
The traffic, rude people, gangstas wannabe, the prices, the tall buildings.
Miami has become NY with palm trees. The Heat is losing.
Even the shouting of Spanglish gets to me now.

I managed to stay behind this trip.
So wonderful. So peaceful. I can do no wrong.
My music is loud. So what?.
I have sports in every TV. No HGTV. Great!!!.
I wake up three or four times a night. Good.
Sleep during the day. No one cares.
Don't take pills unless I'm eating Arnica.
I eat a lot of peanut butter and get fat. So?.
My dogs appreciate rib bones. Priceless.

I can get used to this miserable life. Oh YEAH!!!.