I would donate a tidy sum to animal rescue agencies, including rat rescue.

After that? I've been feeling selfish lately. I'd take that money and purchase a kiss-as$ home on the north coast (Calif) - a sweet, cool, creative, custom-done house - for my cats and I. Would have to have a spa. And a sweet-looking SUV to park in the driveway. The whole deal would overlook the Pacific (do you know that 'pacific' means 'peace'?).

I would have top-notch health care for my cats and I, traditional and alternative medicine.

I've pretty much traveled to the places I've wanted to visit, although I would return to Ireland - and I'd still like to visit the UK.

I know one thing: I'd find out who my true friends are.