Couch is so quiet. I miss noisy Couch.

My therapist said I wasn't a troll.

We were talking about how I felt when my husband would flirt/stare/gawk at other women in front of me and how it made me feel like a troll, and he said "when I sit here with you I don't see a troll". What a lovely thing to say to someone who's sobbing and hiding behind her hands because she doesn't want to be seen.

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure I'm a troll.