I flood my T's inbox with email messages and text messages on a daily basis. Everything from don't forget our appt, to how's your bird, do you want a coffee, look what cute trick my pig learned today...

I think he's had to up his data because of me. It is incessant and nonstop. And every time i tel my self I'm gonna stop, I just amp it up more.

Lately, because I'm taking so many sleeping pills at night, he's getting lots of "drunk texts" that make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

He has the patience of a saint.