I will completely
Avoid talking about
The flat, incase
I get arrested by
The Voltori. I do
Not care. I talk
Openly like I would
If a bee stung me.
I am moody when
There is nothing
On the box.
Been using my
Trigger, pinky finger to
Operate the remote
And all I could
Find was horrors
With worse actresses
Than the descent.
Pinky promise. I
Never went to
Brownies so cannot
Do their sign.
I would just get
Blamed for tanning
All the better looking
Cookies in the jar anyway.