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Old Nov 02, 2018, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SlumberKitty View Post
From my popsicle stick a couple of days ago: What do you get when you cross a sheriff with a skunk?
...law and odor
lol. I like jokes like that. I could always use a laugh. Kit.
Popsicle stick jokes are the best. After bubblegum jokes.

I have 2 favorite bubblegum jokes:

"Is my face dirty, or is it my imagination?"
"Your face is clean, but i dont know about your imagination!"
I was like 25 before i understood this joke.

The other one i told here before, about bazooka joe is looking for a quarter he lost. He looking on Main Street, but he lost it on Fourth St, but the light is better on Main street. Thats my favorite psychology joke, but its just a bubblegum joke.

Law and odor. DA-DONK!
Thanks for this!
Fuzzybear, NP_Complete, SlumberKitty