I did not leave
The company because
Of turbo shandy.
I left because I
Had bills to pay
And not having
A fixed contract
Was a worry for me.
When I spoke
About trying for
A different company,
My Grandad said
That he did not
Like the sound of
The one I was with
From what me and
Fred divulged on.
So that was enough
To spur me to
Try and jump ship.
As I was used
To my own devices
With employment since
My month in rehab at 18.
So if Grandad was concerned
Then what did I
Have to lose.
I had a thick skin now,
So when hiccups
Happened like a
Pad coming loose
Or forgetting to put
Someones hearing aid in
Until lunch time,
Or not noticing
A house had an hour and a half
And not just one and
I busted my gut to
Get it done quick and
They still complaine D.
I took it on the chin.