This makes me giggle. Please, no offense intended. But...just a word to the women (and men because you guys will go thru your own version), menopause and BP will try to drive you into the abyss. I lose stuff constantly. My short term memory is Swiss cheese as well.
The hubs is going thru his own thing now, too. He is, like me, ADD but more left brained. He is retired and restores European and Japanese vintage/antique motorcycles for fun and profit now. He is currently in search of a Goldwing key. It’s to one of our personal bikes we use for traveling sometimes so he has until early spring to find it before I start legal proceedings to trade him in on a more reliable model.
Just saying I get the frustration and salute a fellow refrigerator as storage for more than food, comrade. You gotta have a sense of humor with this or you really will lose more than stuff. I’m of a mind that when things disappear it’s just a glitch in the matrix and the IT guys will right it sooner or later.