I don't remember agreeing that you could go on holiday and nor do I remember you inviting me to go with you. Who gave the go-ahead for you to swan off with your handsome partner? This is a pure outrage. I am beginning to get the feeling that adult adoption is not an option in our relationship. Boundaries?!? Boundaries?! Too £ucking late for that lady, how else did you expect this to play out with all your talk of comfort and holding? £ucking holiday. No one goes on holiday in November and you should never go on holiday again. Tell your handsome, heartbreak butch to go on her own next time.

What's next?? You won't be inviting me for Christmas dinner?! Outrageous from start to finish.