Jer had been invited
To a party by her work pal.
We were only 15.
She said we better
Not all crash it,
They said take
A couple of friends.
So me and Lucy
Got chosen to be
Her partners in crime.
I think because we
Were both reserved
And I was precocious
Around new people. I had
On my favourite
Top shop jeans
And a black vest top.
Me and Lucy spent
The night being
Kitchen wall flowers.
While Jer danced
On the table top
To baby got back by
Sir mix a lot.
You know the one, it starts:
I like big butts
And I cannot lie...
And I got told
By the hostess
That I was not drunk enough
After I called it quits.
After three or four alcopops.
It was one of my
First house parties
And I bought the
Indie rock rock album
I discovered on the hifi.
It was catchier
Than some of the
Bands that the
Neb gang listened to.